Verse one:
Mike Love
Turned on Brian’s best of
Drive through Indiana
And phoned it in from the heartland XRA
Chorus:
Hey where they go (even they don’t know)
Now they’ve gone the way of buffalo
They just went on with the show (oh my oh no)
They couldn’t hang on to their ego
Hey what do I know?
There’s no place like Kokomo
Verse two:
Kermit
Covered it in earnest
A sesame sweet version
Planted deeply in the corners of our minds
Bridge:
We need a single for a soundtrack
Oh but Landy’s got that lojack
Papa john ghostwrote now let’s go push Kokomo