Verse one:
I don’t really want to be here
I’m getting one of those headaches
If I could just cut my arms off and leave them on the table
For anyone who wanted handshakes
That’d be great
That’d be so great
Verse two:
I have absolutely no desire to participate
But can I just sit back here and watch you iterate your videogame
Watch you all get high maybe pet the dog and look into his eyes
To avoid when everyone exchanges names
That’d be great
That’d be so great
Verse three:
It seems there are multiple people currently touching me without my consent
So I have left my body and am now hovering on a different plane
If I could just cut my tether to my corporeal existence
Drift around in the ether above you all and just forget my frame
That’d be great
That’d be so great
Chorus:
I think there must be something wrong
You can’t all be like this
You are all singing the same song
and I don’t know where I fit
Outro:
There must be something wrong
There must be something wrong
There must be something wrong with all of you
‘cos I’m so great
Yeah I’m so great